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12 August 2008...

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A chicken and an egg check in to a cheap motel room. Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette. The egg says, “Well, that settles that.”

Indians They Ain’t
Three blondes were walking in the forest one day.
They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"
The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"
They were still arguing when the train hit them.

He’s Crafty
Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes.
"I can never fool my wife," the first complained.
"I turn off the car’s engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom.
But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."

"You’ve got the wrong technique, my friend," his buddy replied.
"I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on my wife’s ass, and ask,
’How ’bout a little?’ and she pretends to be asleep."

It’s a Great Time to Be Silver!
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman suffering from Alzheimer’s.
His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn’t handle him any longer.
He would wander about, never knowing where he was or, sometimes, even who he was.
She decided to take him to a nursing home.

At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair.
Suddenly the man started slowly leaning to his left.
The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up.
A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right.
The nurse ran over and put a pill ow on his right side. Then he started leaning forward. This time the nurse strapped him into the chair.
After completing the paperwork, his wife walked up to him and asked, "So are you sure this place is okay?"
"It’s okay," he said, "but why won’t they let me fart?"

Fatal Attraction
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead.
Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun.
But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."
"Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

Eat Your Heart Out, Plato
If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him…is he still wrong?

Polly don’t want crackers
The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest.
"I have two talking female parrots," she tells him.
"All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’"
"That’s awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem.
I have two male parrots whom I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible.
If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."
The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in with the male parrots,
who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
"Hi, we’re prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"

Colours
Did you hear about the new paint color that’s coming out?
It’s called blonde.
It’s not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Slashing the budget
A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in her hand.
"Listen," says the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," says the young executive. He turns the machine on, puts the paper in, and hits the start button.
"Thanks." says the CEO as her paper disappears inside the machine.
"I just need one copy."

Tooth hurts
A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons.
"If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?"
The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator’s open mouth.
The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps.
After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals—unscathed, as promised.
The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered.
"Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd.
After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I’ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."

Title:Fated to love you
Chinese: 命中注定我愛你 (Ming Zhong Zhu Ding Wo Ai Ni)
Genres: Love comedy
Year Published: 2008
No. of episode: 22
Completed: On going



Synopsis

A really unfashionable working class girl Chen Xin Yi has the desire to tie down her handsome boyfriend to be with her. Due to certain reasons, her boyfriend gets her to go on a love cruise and she started to ponder on how to lose her virginity and tie down her boyfriend. Xin Yi ended up taking cold medicine which made her drowsy and went into Ji Cun Xi's room. Cun Xi is the sole male heir to his family's company and has been in love with his girlfriend, Anna, for a long time... more..

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